Unicorn

Polishmyhorn — The horny unicorn getting his horn "polished"

The Unicorn is a kinky, perverted, and in some cases a homosexual unicorn that fools children, or forces them into performing disturbing sexual acts with him. He is voiced by George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost. He first appeared in Unicorn Mayonnaise where he tricked the Nerd into giving him a handjob, and uses the unicorn's "mayonnaise" as a condiment for sandwiches he made.

The Unicorn appears again alongside the Nerd in a The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe parody, The Lion, the Witch and the Locker, giving him a ride.

The Unicorn's head is seen being dragged by the Nerd in Beginning Season Five.

The Unicorn appears again in The Double-Edged Horn being conjured up by a teenage girl, and becoming sexually attracted to her boyfriend who he later puts in bondage and attempts to rape. The girl puts the unicorn back in the book, and burns it, seemingly killing him.

It makes another appearance fighting the Robot Chicken in The Rescue getting beaten badly, and his horn shoved up his butt, which he admitted felt nice being shoved up his tight butt-hole before being thrown out the window of the castle to his death. In My Little Audiobook, he encourages the Nerd to take his clothes off and make him lick his butt-crack on the page.

He later appears with a deputy during a zombie outbreak.