Optimus Prime: Autobots, we must defeat Megatron. [fanfare plays]
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: We are the Zybots! We can also transform. Let us help you fight.
Optimus Prime: Uh, brave Zybots, I am 100% sure you would die.
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Okay. Well, thanks for your time. [the Zybots transform and leave]
Bluestreak: That was just sad.
[The Zybots return, combined into a giant robot.]
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Whew! Sorry I'm late.
Bluestreak: Uh, who are you?
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: I'm, I'm an, I'm an Autobot like you. My name is Autobot Johnson.
Optimus Prime: You look exactly like the Zybots we just spoke to hastily cobbled together to form a bigger, weirder Zybot.
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Uh, okay. Who hired this guy?
F-16 Fighter Plane Zybot: [falls off] Oh, shit! Give me a second here. Ugh! Just one second! Aah! Ugh! There.
Optimus Prime: If you're an Autobot, then transform with loud, showy noises.
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: You bet! Kee-Kah! Khwah! [all groaning] True talk we lied. But we don't need your permission. We'll fight Megatron all by ourselves. [the Zybots transform and leave again]
[Cuts to Megatron firing his weapon with vigor. The Zybots, combined into a giant robot, arrive on the scene.]
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: Megatron, meet the Zybots!
Megatron: Not the Zybots! Aah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[The Zybots touch Megatron and he falls over.]
Tractor-Trailer Zybot: We did it. We did it! We did i-i-i-i-t!
Starscream: Megatron, what the fuck, bro?
Megatron: Oh, those guys were cute. They really looked like they needed a "W."