Nerd: And that's when the female Starbuck got into the shower with me!
Daniel: Ooh!
Nerd: But from the neck down she was Dirk Benedict!
Daniel: Ooh!
Nerd: And when I woke up, I still had wood.
Daniel: Ooh!
Munson: Watch me scare those nerds! Mmmmunson! Munson, might be going to prison!
Nerd: Dirk Benedict! Oww! Where is everybody? Helllooooo? Don't dead. Open inside. Ha-ha! Epic typography fail! Oh my gosh! That's Courtney!
Courtney: *scream*
Nerd: *scream* Oh, phew. You're not a walker.
Courtney: What? I-I'm not a what?
Nerd: It means zombie without having to say zombie. It's just one of the little details that makes Robert Kirkman's "The Walking Dead" such an intelligent and original-
Courtney: *scream*
Nerd: Come with me!
Courtney: *scream*
Nerd: Apocalyptic crazies tend to break down so superior so it's totally likely that you and I will fall in love.
Courtney: Woah! Wait, wait, wait!