(Pooh is eating honey from a honey pot)
Pooh: Oh, bother. All out of honey. Well, plenty more where that came from. What luck!
(Pooh spots a beehive on a tree; he takes it down from the tree and breaks it open, revealing nothing but dead bees)
Pooh: Why, there's nothing but dead bees in here.
Eeyore: Bees are dying everywhere, Pooh. It's an epidemic, most likely caused by pesticides.
Pooh: Without honey, whatever shall I do?
Eeyore: Pooh, you're a bear. You can eat anything.
(Christopher Robin enters)
Christopher Robin: Pooh, hello! What shall we play tod- (he screams as Pooh attacks and kills him)
Pooh: Oh, this tastes surprisingly delicious!
Eeyore Jesus! I meant pinecones, Pooh.
(a pause; Pooh and Eeyore laugh)