[We cut to a board meeting. Various movie posters can be seen in the background.]
Executive: Nobody cares about a movie unless it's got a twist ending! He's dead! She's got a dick! He was chasing himself! It was a dream! It wasn't a dream! He was a midget! He was two midgets! That's what sells tickets, fellas!
Head Executive: You're suggesting we re-release our hits with new twist endings?
Executive: Uh, I was just...
Head Executive: Do it.
["The Wizard of Oz". Dorothy wakes up back in her bed with Auntie Em and Uncle Henry watching her.]
Dorothy: Auntie Em? Uncle Henry? Am I back in Kansas?
Auntie Em: (putting her hand on Dorothy's shoulder) The good news is, yes. The better news is, it's Kansas 3000 years in the future!
Corn Doctor: (peeks in through the door) So, how's our patient doing?
["Titanic". Rose drops the Heart of the Ocean back into the sea.]
Rose: They bought it. They'll never guess that I, Queen Saturnax of Jupiter, sank Titanic with my bare hands.
Brock: Uh, what are you talking about?
[Rose turns around and roars, her eyes glowing red, and she punches the deck, causing the ship to sink.]
["Jack & Jill". Jack is about to eat his breakfast, when he notices Jill riding a jet ski in his outdoor swimming pool.]
Jack: (thumps the table) Jill, stop riding a jet ski in my pool!
Jill: (from outside) Don't yell at me! I'm your sister!
Jack: (gets up and walks out of the kitchen) What are you talking - (walks past a mirror, and discovers that his relfection looks exactly like Jill) What the hell is going on?
Jack's Reflection: You're Jack, but you're also Jill, because the real Jill died when she was eight years old!
Jack: No! That's not true!!
Jack's Reflection: Why does Jill look exactly like you?!
Jack: No!!! (punches the mirror, causing it to shatter. Jack then thinks for a moment, then takes a shard, slits his throat, and falls to the floor, babbling, and finally dies.)
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