(in a vending machine, an apple watches a chocolate bar drop down)
Apple: So hard seeing your friends die every day, me, I just keep on surviving!
Man: Ooh, awesome, an apple!
Apple: (gasps) This is it! Sweet release! Death, I walk willingly, to your arms!
Man: I can't wait to core that apple, and stick my (BLEEP) to it!
Apple: (groans and screams, as he drops down)
(Pan to a banana that looks similar to Rod Serling)
Rod Serling Banana: I'm Rod Serling Banana, be careful what you wish for. Good advice when you enter-
Man: Ooh, that banana looks like a perfect fit for the old butt hole!
Rod Serling Banana: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (screams and drops down)
(The sketch ends)