(On Cloud City, Lando Calrissian has just betrayed Han, Chewie, and Leia to Darth Vader, who is stepping into an elevator, with Boba Fett and two Stormtroopers standing guard.)
Darth Vader: Leia and the Wookie must never again leave this city.
Lando Calrissian: That was never a condition of our arrangement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter.
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
(The elevator doors close, and Lando is left alone with Boba and the Stormtroopers.)
Lando: This deal's getting worse all the time...
(The doors open again, revealing Vader holding a pink dress and bonnet. Boba Fett and a Stormtrooper exchange glances before the Stormtrooper shrugs.)
Vader: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.
Lando: This was never a condition of our arrangement!
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
(Vader leaves again. Lando is left holding the dress.)
Lando: This deal's getting worse all the time!
(Vader reappears and produces a unicycle. Boba Fett leans forward in shock while the Stormtrooper next to him chuckles before composing himself.)
Vader: Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.
(Lando grabs the unicycle and glares at it.)
Lando: What?! I'm not riding no fucking unicycle!
(Lando throws the unicycle to the ground and drops the dress.)
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
(Vader leaves again)
Lando: THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!!!
(Vader once again returns holding a pair of clown shoes. Boba leans forward and puts his hands on his knees, shaking his head before looking back at the two while the Stormtrooper leans a little to see what Vader is carrying.)
Vader: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Mary".
(Boba Fett and the Stormtrooper start laughing.)
Lando: Ah, fuck you, man! I'm not doing it!
(Lando grabs one of the shoes and tosses it away, hitting the laughing Stormtrooper on the head. Boba and the Stormtrooper compose themselves quickly.)
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
(Vader leaves yet again)
Lando: THIS DEAL...(He thinks for a moment and looks around)...is very fair, and I'm happy to be a part of it.
(Lando listens at the elevator, but Vader does not return. Lando picks up the shoe that fell to the ground, unicycle, and dress and walks off.)