VOICEOVER: Reality TV has never been this honest.
{A caption zooms towards the screen: "HONEST"}
VOICEOVER: This brutal.
{A caption zooms towards the screen: "BRUTAL"}
VOICEOVER: Coming soon: it's the World's Most One-sided Fistfights Caught On Film!
{A caption appears: "THE WORLD'S MOST ONE-SIDED FISTFIGHTS" with a flashing "CAUGHT ON FILM"}
VOICEOVER: Television too brutal to watch, yet you can't turn away.
{A car collides with a van. The driver of the car leaps out and punched the driver of the van (who is in a wheelchair).}
{A jock punches a nerd in the face outside a gymnasium.}
{A man smashes a shorter man off the edge of a building repeatedly.}
{Tarzan hits a monkey swinging on a vine into a tree.}
{A businessman steals a lollypop from a baby, and then punches the baby in the face repeatedly.}
{A robot performs brutal wrestling moves on a scientist.}
{A little boy at a urinal is smashed into the wall by an ice hockey player.}
VOICEOVER: Thursdays, 8pm: The World's Most One-sided Fistfights Caught On Film.