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[Cut to the Magic School Bus driving past a sign reading "The Grand Canyon"]

Male chorus (singing): On the Magic School Bus!

[We cut to inside the Magic School Bus]

Ms. Frizzle: Here it is, kids! The Grand Canyon!

[All the kids except Arnold cheer]

Arnold: Ms. Frizz, you said we were going to the natural history museum!

[All the kids are dismayed]

Ms. Frizzle: Magic school buses don't do standard curriculums.

Arnold: Ms. Frizzle is batshit crazy! Does she even have a teaching degree?

Ms. Frizzle: It's honorary. Seatbelts, on kids!

[The kids start putting on their seatbelts]

Arnold: No one else was already wearing a seatbelt!

[Ms Frizzle pushes down the gas and the bus accelerates quickly towards a cliff edge]

Arnold: Hey, we're...running out of road!

Ms. Frizzle: Where the road ends, adventure begins!

[Ms. Frizzle drives the Magic School Bus off the edge and down the cliff as all the kids except Arnold cheer again]

Ms. Frizzle: Okay, bus, do your stuff!

[The bus crashes at the bottom of the cliff, killing everyone on it. After a while, the Magic School Bus floats up again, now wearing angel wings, we cut back to inside the bus, where everyone wears angel halos]

Ms. Frizzle: See, Arnold? Adventure awaits in heaven!

[Ralphie walks over to Arnold]

Ralphie: Yeah, see, Arnold? You pussy!

[Cut to the bus flying up into the sky to heaven]

Male chorus [singing]: The Magic School Bus!

[Cut to static]

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