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(Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Flash are seen at the Hall of Justice)

  • Superman: So if we just turn off the lights when we leave, we'd-

(Batman enters the room in crutches)

  • Batman: Wait, they said Bane had crippled me for life. But that monster isn't going to own me. I'm back!

(Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Flash slowly clap for Batman)

(Bane enters the room and picks Batman up)

  • Batman: OH MY GOD, THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!

(Bane, for the third time, slams Batman's back against his knee, shattering his spine)

  • Batman: WHERE WERE YOU GUYS ON THAT ONE?! YOU JUST WATCHED IT! THIS IS A WAKING NIGHTMARE!

(The camera zooms into Bane, making a black screen only showing Bane in a circle. It has cursive writing around it, saying 'That's Bane!')

Female Singers: Doo Doo Doo, That's Bane!

(Bane shrugs in a comical manner)

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