Transcription:Swedish Chef's Jaunt

Swedish Chef: (singing) Yorn desh born, de umn børk børk børk, yorn desh born! Hey Björk Björk! (as he walks away, she falls off the railing) Björk Björk Björk, Björk Björk, Björk Björk, Björk Björk Björk. Hey Mork! Nanu! (Mork falls down the stairs as the Swedish Chef walks away) Mork, Mork, Mork. Yorn desh Dork! Hehe dork, dork! Hey, York! York, York! Eh Quark! Quark! Quark Quark! Hey Tork! Peter Tork Tork Tork Tork! Zork! Zork! Zork Zork! Zork Zork Zork! Hey, pork! Pork pork pork! Pork pork! Fork? Fork fork fork. Fork fork. Hey, spork! Spork spork! Spork spork! Spork spork! Orc! Orc! Orc!

Swedish Chef's Wife: Aw, what kept you, honey? Dinner's waiting.

Swedish Chef: (screaming in English) Get the hell off my back, woman!!! Can't I get a moment of fucking peace?!? [Throws dishes on the floor] God.