Splinter: Turtles, strength comes from within. And, you must find that strength. (eats an apple from the garbage)
Leonardo: Splinter, are you eating garbage?
Splinter: What? Ewww. Gross. This shouldn't be sitting around, so I'm going to take the garbage out. And, uh, you get back to your lesson.
Raphael: You're taking it to your room.
Splinter: You're taking it to your room.
(Cuts to Splinter, and the turtles eating pizza.)
Splinter: Hey, guys. Remember when I ate garbage by accident? So gross. Right?
Michelangelo: Yep. It was gross.
Splinter: Dare me to do it again? Cause, you'd have to dare me. Cause, Ewww.
Leonardo: No, we're good.
(Cuts to the bathroom.)
Leonardo: Splinter? Are you okay in there?
(Leonardo knocks on the door, and opens it up.)
(the turtles are shocked to see Splinter eating and indulging himself in garbage.)
Splinter: You don't want to see this!
Donatello: Those are used tissues, Splinter!
Splinter: I know. I know! I'm a fucking rat! Soak it in - this is Splinter's rock bottom! (eats a used tampon from the trash.)
Donatello: No, eating that used tampon is your rock bottom.
Splinter: (takes the tampon out of his mouth.) It's April Fresh!
(The words "It's April Fresh!" appear on a board with Splinter inside of it.)
(Cuts to static.)