Judge: Mr. Gargamel, how do you plead to the charges of kidnapping, murder, and consumption of 182 smurfs?
Gargamel: Guilty, your honor. They were delicious.
Judge: Then you are hereby sentenced to 50 years for racially motivated hate crimes.
Gargamel: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm no racist! All I was trying to do was round up every last smurf on earth and eradicate their entire species.
Judge: You just gave the textbook definition of genocide.
Gargamel: Whoops. So, me and Hitler, then.