(Han Solo, Luke Skywalker disguised as stormtroopers and Chewbacca kill three stormtroopers in the Death Star's detention center. The intercom beeps.)
Imperial Officer (Intercom): What's happened up there?!
(Han and Luke take off their helmets and look at each other in worry. Han rushes over to the intercom.)
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction. But, everything's perfectly alright now. We're... fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?
Imperial Officer (Intercom): We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, negative. We have a reactor leak here, now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak; very dangerous.
Imperial Officer (Intercom): There's no reactor on that floor.
Han Solo: Yes, well-
(Han grabs a book and skims through it.)
Han Solo: I talked to...Dave Johnson in stormtrooper engineering and he said there is a reactor here.
Imperial Officer (Intercom): Dave Johnson? Hang on one second. Okay, I have Dave Johnson on the line. Dave, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?
Dave Johnson (Intercom): Uh, no. No. There's no reactor there.
(Han Solo tosses the book away.)
Han Solo: Well, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm staring straight at a reactor. Maybe Vader had it installed yesterday.
Imperial Officer (Intercom): Hang on a second.
(Darth Vader's breathing is heard over the intercom.)
Darth Vader (Intercom): What do you want?
(Han starts to panic and Chewbacca rolls next to Han with his bowcaster armed looking for Vader. )
Imperial Officer (Intercom): Lord Vader, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?
(Han tells Chewbacca to shush.)
Darth Vader (Intercom): Uh, not that I know of. Hang on one second. Sheila, can you get me the plans to the Death Star? Okeydokey. Got the plans here. Let me have a look.
(Han looks at Chewbacca and he shrugs in confusion. Chewbacca points at something and Han looks in worry. Chewbacca sneaks off and Han notices that he snuck away.)
Darth Vader (Intercom): No reactor that I can see. But, might as well put one in. There's always room for another reactor.
Imperial Officer (Intercom): We'll send a team up to build the new reactor.
Han Solo: Uh, no, no. Not necessary. We've got it under control.
(Han shoots the intercom.)
Han Solo: Boring conversation, anyway. Okay, let's build this reactor!
(Cut to static)