[There is a meeting at the Hall of Doom, with Lex Luthor giving a presentation on his next evil scheme. Seated in around him are Bizarro, Poison Ivy, Black Manta, Joker, Penguin, Brainiac, Captain Cold, Scarecrow, Grodd, Sinestro, Catwoman, Riddler, Toyman, and Two-Face.]
Lex Luthor: By sending a targeted energy pulse from our stealth drone...
[While Luthor is talking, Scarecrow is surfing the internet on his laptop, out of boredom, until he discovers something that gets his attention and causes him to chuckle.]
Lex Luthor: we will de-activate the Justice League's power generator...
[He then emailed it to Grodd's cell phone, with Grodd also finding whatever this is amusing.]
Lex Luthor: housed in the south quadrant of the Hall of Justice....
[Grodd then texts that which he and Scarecrow find so amusing to Sinestro's tablet.]
Lex Luthor: Rending those hapless heroes completely defenseless!
[Sinestro expresses disbelief and hilarity at the sight of what Grodd sent him, and shows his tablet to Catwoman, who is also highly amused.]
Lex Luthor: We're in the middle of a meeting! Do you fools wanna tell me what's so important?
Scarecrow: Well, if you insist...
[Scarecrow sends what he found on his computer to the Hall of Doom's monitor. It is a video showing a teenage Lex Luthor standing on a stage with a microphone. He is wearing even more ridiculous clothing and has a full head of long, shaggy blond hair. He is standing in front of a neon sign reading "Sexx Luthor".]
Young Lex Luthor: Welcome, to the 1986 Smallville High School Talent Show! My name is Sexy Lexy, and we are Sexx Luthor!
[An off-screen band cues up music: specifically, hair metal.]
Present Day Lex Luthor: Turn it off!
[Sexy Lexy begins singing]
Sexy Lexy:
Oh, baby, baby, with that ass so sweet!
We're the brainiest studs that you're dying to meet!
Sexx Luthor!
Sexx Luthor!
Come on! Lana Lang! Lana Lang, with that sweet poontang!
I wrote you a song, now shake hands with my wang!
Sexx Luthor!
Sexx Luthor!
Lex Luthor: I said turn it off!
[He grabs Scarecrow's computer and smashes it. Without missing a beat, Grodd's phone starts playing "Sexx Luthor".]
Grodd: Just made it my ringtone!