Announcer (Mike Lazzo): Previously on Robot Chicken, y'all.
[Recap of the Robot Chicken Telethon. Cut to graveyard. Camera scrolls past character tombstones, stops at Seth Green's. Zombie hand pushes from dirt. Cut to Adult Swim office.]
Mike Lazzo: Ratings are through the roof, bitches! We're fixing to renew, y'all.
Matthew Senreich: That's what the fuck I'm talking about!
Keith Crofford: [turns to face camera] But at what cost?
Mike: You say something, Keith?
Keith: No, no I didn't say anything.
[Zombie Seth smashes through window and starts to eat Keith's brains in a curtain close]
Seth Green Zombie: Arrrrggghhh!!!!!!
Mike: Gravy corn bread!
Matthew: Holy fuckin' ass-crackers!
[Mike and Matthew run towards the elevator, zombies chasing]
Mike: Oh, fuck!
Matthew: [repeatedly pushing the elevator button] Come on, commmeee onnnnn...
Seth Green Zombie: Arrrrggghhh!!!!!!
Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!!
Mike: Dang it, what do we do now?
Matthew: I've got an idea. [pushes Mike into the zombies]
Mike: Aah, you rattlesnake! Aah, oh!
Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!!
Matthew: [jumps in elevator] Yes!
[Matthew exits elevator, approaching exit and try to unlock the door.]
Matthew: No!
[Cut to zombies in elevator. Cut back to Matthew.]
Matthew: No!!!
[Zombies exit elevator. Senreich picks up cell phone, holding upside down; cell reads "WOW"]
Matthew: Wow! Oh, wait.
[Matthew flips his phone right side up; cell reads "MOM"]
Matthew: Oh, it's just mom.
[Zombies begin dancing to cell phone ringtone. Ringtone ends.]
Matthew: No!!!!
[Zombies stop dancing, begin advancing towards ]
Zombies: Braaaiinnns!!!
Matthew: L-l-look at the new contract! We get health benefits! Oh no God, please don't eat my brains!
[Zombies look at the contract and chat amongst themselves. Cut to writer's room.]
Mike Fasolo: (sighs) Smells like wet garbage in here.
Matthew: Yo, what do you guys want for lunch today?
Seth Green Zombie: Brains!
Doug Goldstein Zombie: Brains!
Mike Fasolo: Subway!
Tom Root Zombie: Brains.
Matthew: Brains, it is.
Mike Fasolo: Oh, I hate brains.