Ribbon Cutter: OK, uh, hailing frequencies are open.
Hurray!
Tom Root: Is he gonna do it again?
Yoda Attendee: Wrong, your reservations are. For us to listen to Ray Griffiths... the actor who played the power droid in Episode IV... this is room is scheduled.
Borg Attendee: I reserved room A- to watch the Star Trek blooper reel... where DeForest Kelley grabs Majel Barrett's chest. The Prime Directive demands that you leave the premises.
Chewbacca Attendee: The Prime Directive sucks.
Borg Attendee: You suck, you nerf herder!
Ooh, Seven of Nine.
Jedi Attendee: I heard one William Shatner... is going to do a guest spot on Enterprise... and not as Kirk!
Borg Attendee: You take that back!
Spock Attendee: Gentlemen, gentlemen, we could discuss this logically.
Ray Griffiths: Excuse me, I'm Ray Griffiths. Oh, my face!
Security Guard: You kids stop. No fighting. Oh! Get off me. Ow. My neck, my spine. Oh, no, not like this.
LARP Attendee: Excuse me, but are you gentlemen... engaged in a game of LARP... live action role-playing? I happen to be an old hand at it. Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Fire! Fire!
Wheelchair Attendee: Excuse me, that's impolite. Stop! Oh, that's it!
All systems ready.
Joel Schumacher's Bodyguard: Don't worry, Mr. Schumacher, we'll get you out of here.
Robin Cosplayer: Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!
Get him!
- Let's get him!
Got him!
I got him!
Keep it coming.
OK, got it. Got it.
Get another one.
Get me another one.
Leonard Nimoy: Shame on you. You've all forgotten... the true meaning of fandom. We should take joy in our loves, not argue about them. Son of a bitch!