(It is Christmas Day. A son opens a present in front of his Mom and Dad.)
Son: Oh, a Rock Lord? Seriously? F**k you both!
Mom: You know, in some countries, some boys are grateful for Rock Lords.
Son: Oh yeah? What countries?
(In Palestine, a boy opens a present in front of his Mom and Dad.)
Palestinian Boy: Thank you, mother! Thank you, father! I am so very grateful to have such thoughtful parents.
(Palestinian Boy rolls his Rock Lord up in a silver ball and then proceeds to throw it at an Israeli Soldier, hitting him [the soldier]. Palestinian Boy ululates, then runs offscreen as the Israeli Soldier starts shooting at the Palestinian Boy.)
Announcer: Rock Lords! They hurt like a motherf***er! (Announcer also ululates.)