(Pinocchio is at school)
Pinocchio: Gosh, My first day of school as a real boy!
(Pinocchio walks up to a school bully)
Pinocchio: Hi, I'm Pinocchio.
Bully: I'm gonna call you faggot!
Pinocchio: Faggot?, I used to be made out of a pile of sticks, so I understand how you can make that mistake-
(Pinocchio gets beaten up by the bully; we then see Pinocchio, with a black eye, being served a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the cafeteria.)
Cafeteria Lady: It's called PB&J. Also known as the Poor Kid Specialz
Pinocchio: I don't mind, (eats sandwich), I'm just happy to eat like a real...
(Pinocchio chokes and falls unconscious)
(Pinocchio is in a hospital bed and Geppetto is with him)
Pinocchio: Wh... what happened?
Geppetto: Apparently... you have a peanut allergy.
(A female doctor enters with a catheter)
Pinocchio: Huh? What's that for?
Female Doctor: It's a catheter. The allergic reaction closed off your pee-tube.
Pinocchio: What's a pee-tube?
Geppetto: I'll be outside... (leaves room)
Pinocchio: N-N, No one has ever touched my pee-pee before.
Female Doctor: You may feel a little pinch.
(She inserts the catheter into Pinocchio's urethra; Pinocchio screams in pain; fade in to when Pinocchio regains consciousness)
Pinocchio: What happened?
Geppetto: The catheter gave you a staph infection, and since you've only been a real boy for a day, your immune system hasn't developed yet.
(Pinocchio suddenly has a seizure)
Male Doctor: Oh no, he's seizing! Get the crash cart! Oh, we'll have to massage his heart, get the rib spreader!
(After using the rib-spreader to open Pinocchio's chest, it is too late - Pinocchio dies)
(Cut to Pinocchio's funeral, where Geppetto stands beside the Blue Fairy and Jiminy Cricket while another man grieves nearby)
Blue Fairy: Hey, real boys die. But no, "I'm Geppetto, I cant be happy with the world's only sentient puppet".
(Geppetto glares at her)
Blue Fairy: Sorry for your loss.
(static transition)