(CatDog are laying in a veterinarian's office; Dog in particular is pale and is sitting down all limp)

Vet: The dog's arthritis gives him constant pain. We'll have to put him down.

Cat: What!?

Vet: You do know that the lifespan of a cat is longer than a dog, right? With all due respect, you really should have seen this coming.

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