- Pikachu: [flying into battle] Pikachu!
- Jigglypuff: [flying into battle] Jigglypuff!
- [Pikachu zaps Jigglypuff with a Thunderbolt. Ash Ketchum and Misty watch the battle.]
- Pikachu: [jumping up and down] Chu chu chu! Pika pika!
- Ash: [holds up a Poké Ball] Back in your Poké Ball, Pikachu!
- [Pikachu claps cheerfully as he goes back inside his Poké Ball.]
- Misty: I wonder what it's like inside those Poké Balls.
- Ash: I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner!
- [Inside the Poké Ball, the interior is a night club-like setting, as Pikachu drinks and dances with other Pikachu's. Back outside, Gary Oak shows up.]
- Gary: Are you ready to battle, Ass?
- Ash: [growls] My name is Ash! [throws Poké Ball] Pikachu, I choose you!
- [Back inside the Poké Ball, Pikachu is spanking another Pikachu, until he hears Ash's voice saying "I choose you!" echoing throughout the interior. Pikachu snaps out of it, slaps himself, and takes a few drinks.]
- Pikachu: Pika pika! [comes out of his Poké Ball to find out that he's facing a Charizard, which roars like an elephant.]
- Ash: Go get 'em, Pikachu!
- Pikachu: (sighs then faces Ash) Pikachu. (Subtitle: Douche.)
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