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  • Little Girl: (Singing) Doo doo doo la la doo doo doo! (Sees Pegasus with foot caught in a bear trap and gasps) Horsey!
  • Pegasus: Oh, thank goodness you found me. Little girl, please set me free!
  • Little Girl: Don't move! I'll be back! (Leaves while Pegasus looks at his caught foot, then returns with a pair of hedge clippers)
  • Pegasus: Oh, I thought you were getting help. Oh, (Chuckles) those will not cut through the tra-- (Little Girl uses hedge clippers to slice off Pegasus' wings) AAAAAAAAOOOOOOWW! AAAOOOOOOOW! OHHH! OOHH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? OHH!
  • Little Girl: (Puts pail full of food on Pegasus' head) Here, eat these magic healing oats.
  • Pegasus: Okay! (Eats oats) They smell kinda' funny, uh, did you drug me? (Faints in the side effects of the drugs, then Little Girl gets a bucket of pink paint, and begins painting Pegasus with it)

Later...

  • Little Girl: (Pegasus wakes up in a farm painted like a My Little Pony horse) There! Don't you look pretty?
  • Pegasus: I'm in a catastrophic amount of pain!
  • Little Girl: Oh, Sunny Muffins, you're my BESTEST FRIEND!
  • Pegasus: My name is Pegasus! (Little Girl whips Pegasus) OW!
  • Little Girl: Sunny Muffins! *whip!*
  • Pegasus: OW! Pegasus!
  • Little Girl: Your name is *whip!* SUNNY MUFFINS!
  • Pegasus: It's Pegasus! *whip!* OW! Oh, Go-God! *whip!* Why?!?
  • Little Girl: Sunny Muffins! *whip!* SAY IT!
  • Pegasus: You bitch!
  • Little Girl: C'mon, *whip!* say it, say your name, what's your *whip!* name?!?
  • Pegasus: (Bursting in tears) Sunny Muffins!
  • Little Girl: What's your name?!?
  • Pegasus: My name i-is Sunny Muffins!
  • Little Girl: I love you! (Kisses Pegasus, and leaves laughing) Ha, Sunny Muffins!
  • Pegasus: (Still crying, looks behind him) Who are you? (A griffin with chopped off wings and also painted appears)
  • Honeyflake: Honeyflake, apparently.
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