[In a cubicle work place, two accountants are typing away at their computers.]
Frank: (turns to his co-worker) Did you finish that marketing proposal?
Jim: (stops typing) Nope.
Frank: I told you to give it me today.
Jim: I could've sworn you said Thursday.
Frank: Nooo... I said Wednesday.
Jim: *laughs* I don't think so. Thursday.
Frank: (gets up angrily) Wednesday, douchebag.
Jim: (also gets up angrily) Thursday, ass-face!
Frank: WEDNESDAY, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!
[Their superior shows up.]
Office Manager: What is going on here?!
Frank: We're having a fight about the due date of the marketing proposal.
Office Manager: Well, then there's only one way to solve it.
[Scene changes into a fiery office background in Mortal Kombat style.]
Announcer: Fight!
[Jim runs up and punches Frank who counters.]
Frank: Stapler! (throws a stapler at Jim who jumps over it and dodges it) Stapler! (throws another and it makes contact)
Jim: Post-It! Post-It! P-P-P-P-P-P-Post-It! (tosses several Post-It notes at Frank, making him dazed)
Announcer: Finish him!
[Jim picks up a copy machine and slams it onto Frank, killing him. Next round, Jim faces off against a female co-worker, Nancy.]
Announcer: LEVEL 2!!
Nancy: You know that proposal was due on Wednesday, Jim!
Jim: Thursday, Nancy!
Announcer: Fight!
Nancy: (throws a pitcher of hot coffee on Jim, making him scream in agony) Hot coffee! Hot coffee!
Jim: (stretches his arms to grope Nancy's boobs) Sexual harassment!
Nancy: (pulls out a court paper, making Jim recoil) Lawsuit! Lawsuit!
Jim: Letter opener! (jams a letter opener into Nancy's face, killing her instantly)
[Next round, Jim faces off against a familiar fighter.]
Announcer: LEVEL 3!!
Jim: Ryu from Street Fighter? I didn't know you worked here.
Ryu: I don't, but that proposal was definitely due on Wednesday.
Announcer: Fight!
Ryu: Hadouken! (fires a Hadouken at Jim, depleting most of his health and bringing him to his knees)
Jim: (pained) I'll get right on it...
[Cut to static.]