[Dorothy is with the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman, the Lion, and Glinda outside the Emerald City.]
Dorothy: [Clicks her heels together two times] There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like...
[A twister appears and transports Dorothy to the middle of the woods. Dorothy opens her eyes and sees a wooden cabin.]
Dorothy: Oh crap... This isn't what I meant.
[The cabin's door opens and out steps Dorothy's mom with a baby in her arms.]
Dorothy's Mom: Well tan my hide! Look who's come home! Duwaine! Get on out here and see what the cat drug in!
[Dorothy's Dad steps out of the cabin.]
Dorothy's Dad: What, Rita? I... Ohhh. [Walks to Dorothy and touches her inappropriately] My little girl has finally come back to me. [Sniffs her hair] You look good, child.
Dorothy: [Turns away from her Dad and clicks her heels two times] There's no place like Aunty Em and Uncle Henry's! There's no place like Aunty Em and Uncle Henry's!
[Cue static]