(Mike Fasolo is seen in a tree)
Singers:
His name is Mike Fasolo,
He lives in a tree,
All the monkeys laugh at him
When he sits down to pee.
(A group of monkeys ridicule Mike as he sits down on a toilet to urinate)
Singers:
But that’s how mama taught him,
He thinks it’s kinda fun,
And those monkeys won’t be laughing
When Fasolo gets a gun! (Mike leaves the scene and returns with a gun)
Singers:
They heard that he’s a pussy,
But they’ve all been misled.
He lines up all the monkeys
And shoots them in the head! (Mike shoots three monkeys in the head with a pistol. Cut to Mike packing up his gun)
Singers:
And when he’s finished killing,
He… (Mike shoots three monkeys in a tree from the ground)
Singers:
And when he’s finished killing,
He…
(Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree from the ground)
Singers: And when he’s finished killing,
He… (Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree.)
Singers:
And when he’s finished killing,
He… (Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree. Mike is seen packing up his gun.)
Singers:
Aaand when he’s finished killing,
He… (Despite appearing to put away his gun, Mike shoots three MORE monkeys in a tree. Mike is seen packing his gun again, then returns to the toilet to finish peeing, with several dead monkeys seen in the background)
Singers:
Aaand when he’s finished killing,
He moves on to a town
With city folk who bite their tongues
When he pees sitting down!
(Mike is strolling through a desert, and spots another monkey, who tries to escape, but Mike shoots it.)
Singers:
When he pees... sit-ting down!!!
(cut to static)