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(Mike Fasolo is seen in a tree)

Singers: 

His name is Mike Fasolo,

He lives in a tree,

All the monkeys laugh at him

When he sits down to pee.

(A group of monkeys ridicule Mike as he sits down on a toilet to urinate)

Singers: 

But that’s how mama taught him,

He thinks it’s kinda fun,

And those monkeys won’t be laughing

When Fasolo gets a gun! (Mike leaves the scene and returns with a gun)


Singers: 

They heard that he’s a pussy,

But they’ve all been misled.

He lines up all the monkeys

And shoots them in the head! (Mike shoots three monkeys in the head with a pistol. Cut to Mike packing up his gun)

Singers: 

And when he’s finished killing,

He… (Mike shoots three monkeys in a tree from the ground)

Singers: 


And when he’s finished killing,

He…

(Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree from the ground)

Singers:  And when he’s finished killing,

He… (Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree.)

Singers: 


And when he’s finished killing,

He… (Mike shoots three more monkeys in a tree. Mike is seen packing up his gun.)

Singers: 


Aaand when he’s finished killing,

He… (Despite appearing to put away his gun, Mike shoots three MORE monkeys in a tree. Mike is seen packing his gun again, then returns to the toilet to finish peeing, with several dead monkeys seen in the background)

Singers: 

Aaand when he’s finished killing,

He moves on to a town

With city folk who bite their tongues

When he pees sitting down!

(Mike is strolling through a desert, and spots another monkey, who tries to escape, but Mike shoots it.)

Singers: 

When he pees... sit-ting down!!!

(cut to static)

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