[The M.A.S.K. team are in the briefing room of Boulder Hill.]
Matt: V.E.N.O.M. will never suspect that this ordinary gas station is really the headquarters of our new high-tech crime-fighting team, M.A.S.K.
Alex: I can't hear a word he's saying. Gloria, can you hear Matt?
Gloria: Did you just call me fat?
Matt: (taking his mask off) OK, I know they look cool, but there's no need to wear these inside. Come on. Masks off.
[Meanwhile, outside, a customer is trying to get one of Boulder Hill's pumps to fuel his car.]
Customer #1: Hey! Anyone here?! I think your - your pump's broken!
[Back inside the briefing room...]
Matt: (showing off a board with V.E.N.O.M.'s acronyms written on it) Now, I don't want to alarm anybody, but the agents of V.E.N.O.M. already have their acronym figured out. They're really up our asses.
Alex: (whispering to Bruce) I'd like to get up Gloria's ass.
Gloria: What did you say?
Alex: Uh, I said I hate V.E.N.O.M.!
Gloria: No, you didn't.
Alex: (turns away) You misheard me because of my mask. (slowly looks at Gloria again)
[Back outside, the first customer hears another customer impatiently honking his car horn.]
Customer #2: Hey, buddy! Get a move on!
Customer #1: Well, it's not my fault, so lay off!
Customer #2: Is he paying by check or something?
Customer #1: Look, I can't find an attendant, so what do you want me to do?!
[Back inside the briefing room...]
Alex: Mobile Attack... (thumps the table) Serial Killers! Like we'll murder V.E.N.O.M.'s ass!
Gloria: You're not even trying!
Matt: What if we just call ourselves H.E.L.M.E.T. - The Heroic Elite Legion Making Elite Tacos...
[An alarm goes off, alerting the M.A.S.K. agents.]
Matt: Uh-oh! It sounds like V.E.N.O.M.'s onto us. (to Bruce) Bruce, you know what to do.
[Back outside, a group of angry customers are attacking Boudler Hill.]
Customer #3: Why's the freaking open sign on?
Customer #4: (destroying one of the pumps) I don't even think this is a functioning pump!
Customer #5: (smashs the other pump with a baseball bat) Here's my comment card, you fucker!
[The Boulder Hill billboard opens to reveal Bruce aiming machine guns at the customers.]
Bruce: Say hello to Miles Mayhem in hell! (shoots all the customers dead)
Customer #1: (dying, holding onto one of the pumps) I just wanted a tank of gas! (falls off the pump and then dies)
[Matt, Alex, and Gloria exit Boulder Hill to inspect the body count.]
Matt: (holding his mask while Alex and Gloria wear theirs) Oh, these are civilians. Think we better get used to wearing these masks.
Alex: The forces of H.E.L.M.E.T. were never here.