Transcription:Lion-O Gets Adopted

Dog Pound Worker: Okay, little girl, take any pet you like.

Vickie: Thanks.

[Sees Lion-O sitting in a cage.]

Vickie: What are you doing in here, Mr. Kittie-cat?

Lion-O: A space time vortex opened up on my home planet Thundera and I suddenly found myself on Earth, where cats, apparently, don't share the same rights as humans.

Vickie: You're so cute! I choose you!

[Walking on the school yard.]

Vickie: I can't wait for show and tell.

Billy: Haha! Vickie has cooties, Vickie has cooties!

Vickie: Stop it, Billy!

[Lion-O slams Billy up against a wall and starts pounding on him.]

Lion-O: Vickie...does...not...have...cooties! Anyone else? Huh? Anyone else? Come on! I got nine lives and a whole can of whup-ass!

[Vickie starts spraying Lion-O with water.]

Vickie: Bad! Bad Mr. Kittie-cat!

Lion-O: [Sarcastically.] Fine, fine I over reacted. Sorry everybody. Sorry, that one's on me. [Turns to Vickie, who has been continuing to spray him] Please stop that.

Vikie: This is my new pet. His name is Mr. Kittie-cat and I got him at the pound.

Lion-O: Actually, my name is Lion-O, leader of the Thundercats. I'm the chosen one.

Kid: Lame!

[Lion-O jumps on him.]

Lion-O: Ah come on Vickie, aren't we still friends? Huh? BFF!

Vickie: No!

Lion-O: Ahhh ooh ohh! Vickie!

Vickie: Go to hell!

Dog Pound Worker: Don't worry, Lion-O, we'll find you a home.

Old Lady: Miss prissy pants, stop fussing with your bow.

Lion-O: This bow sucks and my name is Lion-O, leader of the Thundercats. Sworn to...

Old Lady: Oopsie, grouchy don't get any tuna.

Lion-O: [Under his breath.] I better get some freakin' tuna.