Transcription:Late Night With Zuckuss

[Scene starts where Mid-nite With Zuckuss comes with an intro]

Zuckuss: Ya Ya Ya! Ok everybody! Welcome back to the show! We have a surprise guest tonight! I wasn't really expecting this (A Tv screen appears showing Emperor Palpatine) Emperor Palpatine is here!

Palpatine: SILENCE! FEAR ME! (Audience laughs)

Zuckuss: So tell me your Highness! How are you plan to putting down this rebellion that everyone's talking about?

Palpatine: By shooting them with lightning! (Audience laughs).That's how I solve all my problems. And then afterwards I shall eat pudding. (Audience even Zuckuss laughs harder)

Zuckuss: But seriously, the rebels have cause major disruptions...

Palpatine: (interrups him) I'll show you of major disruptions! A major disruption in my adult under...

Zuckuss: (Quickly interrups him but still cracks up) Ok

Palpatine: Can I get out of here? Seriously, Francis. It's time for my soap opera!

Zuckuss: It's Zuckuss.

Palpatine: Farewell, Fly-face! FEAR ME!!! (While the tv's been pulled out and the audience claps)

Zuckuss: Ok! That was fun! Lets bring out our next guest! The Lord of The Sith, Darth Vader

[A minature version of Darth Vader appears and trys to attack Zuckuss with his minature lightsaber]

Zuckuss: Oh Easy! (puts the hand on miniture Vader's head and then toss his lightsaber out of the screen) You could hurt someone with that! Easy boy! Easy Boy! Ok! That's all for our show tonight! Stay Tuned with Late Night Talk With Sinbad

[[Suddenly, the Death Star appears behind him shoots Zuckuss with a huge laser beam, causing a transmission end with the message "Technical Difficulties! Please Stand By!"]