[Two butlers, one with a candelabra and another with a drink on a tray, are walking towards one another. Simon Belmont kicks the door down.]
Simon Belmont: Show yourself, Dracula, or I'll tear Castlevania from it's very foundation!
Werewolf Butler #1: Dracula's the least of your worries, Simon Belmont!
[The butlers throw their objects to the side in order to transform into werewolves. They prepare themselves to attack Simon. Simon takes his whip out. Both of the wolves laugh.]
Werewolf Butler #1: A whip? I hope you brought something more powerful than- [Simon whips Werewolf Butler #1 in the hands and one of his knees. Werewolf Butler #1 holds his knee.] Ow! Ow ow! Holy- Oooh! That hurt! [Werewolf Butler #2 walks toward Simon, but was whipped three times. He covers his ears.]
Werewolf Butler #1: I can't feel my damn fingers!
Simon Belmont: Take me to your master!
Werewolf Butler #2: Okay! [Simon whips Werewolf Butler #2's arm, making him hold it in pain. They lead him to a bookshelf.] Damn! Just take it easy with the whip!
Werewolf Butler #1: I don't think my hand works anymore! [whimpering] I can't even make a fist.
[Simon whips a candle, which causes the bookshelf to reveal a passage. The werewolf butlers retreat, with Werewolf Butler #2 covering his ears]
Werewolf Butler #2: Don't you realize how loud that is?!
[Simon enters Dracula's domain. Dracula makes his appearance.]
Dracula: So we meet again, Belmont! Do you know your father died in exactly that spot? [Simon takes whip out once again.] Oh! What's that, a whip? [laughs] [Simon whips him twice in the groin.] Oh oh! You hit the dick-Ah! [Simon whips his him in the face.] You son of a bitch-Ow! [Simon whips his him in the face.] The dick! [Simon whips his upper body.] I'm the mast-[Simon whips his him in the groin and then his face.] I don't have to stand for this.
[Dracula transforms himself into a bat. Dracula tries to laugh, but Simon whips him yet again, causing him to drop to the ground. Simon continues to whip him for the rest of the sketch. Dracula yelps in pain each time. The werewolf butlers are seen outside the window.]
Werewolf Butler #1: What kind of a sadist uses a whip?!
Werewolf Butler #2: Could be a fetish.
[The camera focuses back on Simon and Dracula.]