(Boys are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors)
Boys: 1, 2, 3!
Boy 1: Ha! Paper Beats Face! *slaps him in the face*
Boys: 1, 2, 3!
Boy 1: Ha! Rock Punches Nuts! *punches him in the nuts*
Boys: 1, 2, 3!
Boy 1: D'oh! Scissors in your anus!
Boy 2: I hate this game!