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Kaiju is in his room, sleeping.

Doris: Time to get up Kaiju!

Kaiju gets out of bed

Kaiju: Oh, boy!

Kaiju is in in a classroom with other monsters.

Doris: My Kaiju is getting to be such a big monster...

Kaiju: (singing) I'm from the ocean floor, slept millennia or more. Now it's time for endless war, I am Kaiju!

A monster resembling Rosie knocks over Kaiju's blocks. Kaiju gets angry and slams her several times, killing her.

Kaiju: (roars, continues singing) Each way we learn something, soon I'll kill everything. Death is my favorite thing, I am Kaiju!

Kaiju is in class his teacher is teaching, he is drawing a picture of two dead people.

Kaiju: (singing) I'll drink a human's blood, I'll murder everyone. Growing up is such great fun! Yeah!

Kaiju is out on the street smashing other people's cars and destroying buildings as he looks up into the sky, where a Jaeger is hurdling towards him.

Kaiju: I AM KAIJU!

Soilder: Eat nuclear ass Kaiju! Yee-haw! (lands on him.)

Kaiju: Ow! (the robot explodes, killing the both of them)