Girl: Well there are words that you can say,
Like nouns, adjectives, and verbs.
And there are things you just can't say,
Like curses and racist remarks.
And people say it's not okay to ever confuse the two, 'cause it makes them frown.
But I think it's profound, cause...
My teacher tells my folks I've got tourettes.
I say bitch and pussy, but I really mean two of my pets.
I could say ass cause it's something I saw.
Some say it's a curse, I say hee-haw!
I talk in a way that no one gets.
Cause there are words that sound the same.
Like dam and pecker and gay.
And then some words are spelled the same.
Like knockers and cock and snatch.
So people really can't complain when I use them as I please,
Cause their homonyms. Yes, they're homonyms. So...
When I yell out fag and chink and dyke,
They mean different things, so I'm clearly within my rights.
I could just yell out homonym, but I prefer the homo spin.
I'm teaching the world bout homo-nyms! Yeah!
Girl, Couples: I'm teaching the world bout HOMO-nyms!
(Spoken) Everybody!
I'm teaching the world, let class begin!