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(She-ra and Swift Wind are flying back from battle.)
SHE-RA: We did it, Swift Wind! The Horde won't bother us again anytime soon. Now let's turn back into plain old Princess Adora and her horse, Spirit. It's meatloaf night at the castle.
(They descend to land.)
SWIFT WIND: No, no, wait, wait! Let me land before you...
(About 5 or 6 feet above the ground, She-Ra turns them back into Princess Adora and Spirit. They fall to the ground, breaking one of Spirit's legs.)
SPIRIT: AHH!!! Oh, my god, bitch! I thought I told you to wait for 5 fucking seconds!
PRINCESS ADORA: Spirit! (crying) I'm so sorry.
SPIRIT: It seems like a simple rule of thumb fuckhead! If we're in the air, I need my magic fucking wings! Now for the love of god, get me a fucking doctor.
ADORA: (Crying, pulls out her sword) A doctor can't help you! (starts to kill Spirit)
SPIRIT: Hold up! Wait a minute! You fucked up the landing and I get the death penalty!?!
ADORA: A horse's broken leg will never heal! Almost 50% of a horse's bones are in its limbs. Besides which, 65% of a horses weight rests on it's front legs.
SPIRIT: You've sure loaded up both barrels with a lot of high caliber euthanasia factoids, sister. Have you been planning for this?
ADORA: It's just part of being a responsible horse owner.
(Castaspella appears)
CASTASPELLA: Oh, my goodness! What's happened?
ADORA: Oh, it's terrible, Castaspella!
SPIRIT: That evil Hordak made us switch bodies again. I'm really Princess Adora, and she's really Spirit.
CASTASPELLA: Well, that's easily remedied. Magical mind swap! (casts mind swap spell)
ADORA: Wait!
(The spell puts Adora into Spirit's body and Spirit into Adora's body)
ADORA (in Spirit's body): OW! My leg!
SPIRIT (in Adora's body): Well, you know, 65% of the bones, blah, blah, blah.
(Cuts off Adora's, in Spirit's body, head (the horse's head is cut off))
CASTASPELLA: Oh! But I-I'm magic! I could have fixed that in two seconds.
SPIRIT (in Adora's body): Eh. Who's up for meatloaf?
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