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Harry Potter is sitting on a bed in a bedroom, A woman is in the doorway.
Woman: You wait right there, Harry. I'm going to change into something more comfortable.
Harry: (pulls out his wand) Dungus stoutus.(taps his groin region and nothing happens) Oh, come on. Uh, beefus gurthus. (taps his groin region again and nothing happens) Polius maximus (taps his groin region and a beanstalk shoots out and up into the air) AAAAH!!
Cut to: Hermione sitting in a chair reading a book. Her phone vibrates and she checks it. It is a text from: H "Chosen 1" Potter:
Harry: hey Hermione...
Hermione answers: hey, what's up?
Harry: My dick turned into a beanstalk.
Hermione gets a look of exacerbation.
Cut to: Harry's phone. Hermione's screen name is: Hermy "@Library" G
Harry: My dick turned into a beanstalk.
Hermione: stalkus minimus
Harry: Stalkus minimus. Stalkus minimus. Stalkus minumus.
The beanstalk recedes back into Harry's groin. Harry is relieved that it is gone. The woman opens the door wearing a red lace panty and bra set. Harry stands up to face her.
Woman: Now let me see what the famous Harry Potter's packing.
She goes over to Harry, kneals down and opens his pants giggling.
Woman: Why do you have a vag?
Cut to: Hermione, smiling, picks her book up and starts reading again.
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