Mr. Joe: Ahh, I really needed this!
Masseuse: You are finished now, Mr. Joe. You want happy ending?
Mr. Joe: Uh, what? Oh, no, no. I'm-I'm not into that.
Masseuse: Oh, ya-ya-ya. Very good happy ending.
Mr. Joe: No, no, really. It's...that's okay. No, hey, no!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
Mr. Joe: Hey, hey.
Masseuse: Ya!
Mr. Joe: Get away from me! (walks away)
Masseuse: Happy ending!
Mr. Joe: S-Somebody help me!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
(chase scene)
Masseuse: Ya! Happy ending!
(climbs a fence)
Masseuse: Happy ending! Oh, ya-ya-ya!
Mr. Joe: O-Officer! You gotta help me!
Officer: What's goin' on here?
(masseuse snaps officer's neck)
Masseuse: Happy ending!
(runs into hallway)
Mr. Joe: Ah-ha-ha, no!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
Man 1: Hey, get out of my room!
Mr. Joe: Sorry! Excuse me! Sorry!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
Man 2: I'm not dressed!
Mr. Joe: Sorry! Watch out! Excuse me!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
Mr. Joe: Augh, excuse me! Comin' through!
Masseuse: Happy ending!
(various arguments throughout)
(runs through a door, falling down stairs, screaming)
Masseuse: Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending, happy ending!
Mr. Joe: Please, no!
Masseuse: (sing-song voice) Ha-a-appy e-e-endiiiiiiing!
Mr. Joe: AH-HA, NO!
Masseuse: After the massage, you get the egg roll! (hands an egg roll) Happy ending!
Mr. Joe: (looks at the egg roll, takes a bite) Mmm...it's good.