Kermit the Frog: Yeah!
Kids and Kermit: “Start sharing!”
Kid: I like sharing.
Kermit: Yay!!! Everybody’s sharing, that’s the way you’re supposed to do it!
(Gordon claps slowly)
Kermit: Oh, hi, ol’ Gordo! Hey everyone, this is my cousin Gordon the Gecko. Gordon is a powerful executive on Wall Street, so what do you think about sharing?
Gordon the Gecko: The richest 1% of this country owns half our country's wealth. $5,000,000,000,000
Count von Count: -1,000,000,000,000, ha ha! 2,000,000,000,000
Gordon: Shut up! *hits Count Von Count*
Count von Count: Ah!
Gordon: Greed, for a better lack of a word is good, greed works.
Kid: My dad says being greedy is bad!
Gordon: Your dad wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel! Is Kermit over here sharing with you? You think he's getting paid the same amount you are to sit here and sing songs about sharing?!
Kermit: Okay, Gordo! It’s time to get back to the office.
Gordon: See this building behind me? First place I ever bought, flipped it and made $800,000, it was better than sex!
Kermit: Ok, who wants to share a healthy after school snack?
Kids: *run over Kermit* I wanna make $800,000! Me too!
Gordon: First, you have to quit dressing up like 9-year-old kids! Let's buy these fuckers some little suits!
Kermit: Well, I guess that lesson is brought to you by the number “douchebag!”