(Open on a dining room table with Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Clarabelle Cow seated around it)
Minnie: So Goofy, did your parents take it okay when you told them that you and Clarabelle are together?
Goofy: Well of course, Minnie. Why wouldn't they?
Mickey: Because she's a cow and you're a dog! It's-it's unnatural!
Donald: Somebody finally said it!
Goofy: But gawrsh, you guys, th-there isn't anyone like me out there.
Mickey: Well, there's Pluto.
(Cut to Pluto licking his gonads in the corner)
Goofy: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
(Goofy and Clarabelle leave; cut to a clubhouse meeting with various Walt Disney cartoon characters in the audience)
Mickey: I move we vote to ban mixed-species couples from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Do I have a second?
Donald: I second!
Chip: No! You can't legislate love!
The Prince: Oh, really? Two confirmed bachelors who co-habitated their entire lives have liberal social ethics? Shocker!
Chip: (speaking simultaneously with Dale) We're brothers!
Dale: (speaking simultaneously with Chip) We're cousins!
The Prince: Get your story straight, fellas.
Beast: Uh, just a reminder. I'm actually human under all of this, so Belle and I are cool, right, guys? (no response) Guys?
Mickey: All right, enough, enough. All in favor?
All: I!
Mickey: The motion passes!
(Audience clamors; Walt Disney steps out from behind)
Walt Disney: Everyone, please stop fighting! I, Walt Disney, created you to spread happiness, not bigotry.
Uncle Remus: He sure did! Just look at me, Uncle Remus! You tells 'em, Master Disney!
Walt Disney: I guess it's back to the grave. Disney out! (makes a Nazi salute and disappears as the crowd gasps)