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- Boss: Comrade Obama cut the defense budget again, General Hawk. I can nix our efficient drone program or the G.I. Joe program that racks up billions to stop a single terrorist group! I mean, for [bleep] sake, where were you on 9/11?
- General Hawk: Ending Cobra's scheme to conquer America with an evil telethon! Oh, god. I'll see myself out, sir. (?)
- Boss: Goodbye, army of Village People rejects. Say hello to G.I. Drone!
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- Singer: G.I. Drone G.I. Drone. It bombs for freedom without any conscience.
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- Announcer: G.I. Drone is the code name for America's soulless, high-tech killing machines.
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- [screams]
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- Cobra Commander: Holy sh*t!
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- Announcer: Its purpose to bomb the [bleep] out of whoever, whenever. Oh, yeah. We have an erection, too.
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- Destro: Hide in that hospital!
- Cobra Commander: What happened to proportionate [bleep] response?! I only wanted to control the weather!
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Singer: G.I. Mother[bleep] Drone.
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