(Dino Riders theme song begins)
Singer: (Singing) Dino Riders! /
Awesome bosses of early Earth!! /
They train dinosaurs, and make them all like weapons /
What's cooler than THAAAAT?! /
Dino Riders, blasts from the T-Rex head /
And it's so damn RAAAAD!! /
The brontosaurus is a true transporter /
Bow to the mother[bleep]in' /
DINO RIDERS!! /
Oh my God, that looks like a work camp! /
I think the Dino Riders are using forced slavery to make their STUUUFF!!! /
Dear Lord in heaven, these Dino Riders are painfully tasing a man! /
And it's definitely a work camp! /
WHAT THE [bleep]?!?! /
The Dino Riders just fed that T-Rex a CHILD?!?!?!
(Theme song abruptly stops)
Astra : Hey, at least we don't have sex with the dinosaurs.
Bomba : Ha-ha, speak for yourself, bro!