(We start with two clowns in a field, where one smokes a cigarette.)
Pickles: [the one that smokes] What's wrong, Herman?
Herman: [groans] I'm constipated, Pickles. Do you have something that you could give me for that?
Pickles: Yeah.
(Pickles punches Herman in the gut. As Herman falls flat on his face, he lets out a defecating sound.)
Pickles: [throws the cigarette on the ground] Side effects may include: I've just kicked your fucking ass!
(As always, we end with static.)