The sketch starts with a man and his wife Melissa talking to the owner of an orphanage.
Man: My wife Melissa and I have decided to adopt.
Owner: That's wonderful. Why don't I bring out the first child. Annie?
Annie then arrives. Notice that there's dream-like sparkles at the top.
Annie Warbucks: I'm Little Orphan Annie. Leapin' Lizards! I sure am cute!
Melissa: How adorable.
Cut back to Annie, now with Pippi Longstocking next to her.
Annie: And this is Pippi Longstocking!
Pippi Longstocking: I'm Pippi Longstocking. Gee whiz! I sure am cute!
Annie: You sure are, Pippi. Let's do our dance for them!
Both Annie and Pippi start dancing. Cut back to reality, with the man and Melissa looking confused, revealing Annie in ruined clothing dancing alone. Note that Annie in reality has fully-detailed eyes and more realistic hair.
Owner: Pippi Longstocking is one of Annie's multiple personalities. She's had a hard-knock life. You know, uh, sex slavery.
Melissa: Are all her personalities plucky singing orphans?
Owner: She's not that creative.
Annie: My daddy's a pirate.
Owner: Sure he is... He's not.
Cut to Harry Potter arriving.
Harry Potter: Hello. I'm Harry Potter.
Owner: This poor dear's parents were killed in front of him and his aunt and uncle kept him in a cupboard until Child Services came. Yeah, you should know he has night terrors.
Man: A lot of kids have nightmares.
Harry: Well, I'm a wizard, so my night terrors manifest themselves into actual creatures that claw me to death in my sleep.
As he's talking, dark clouds are above him with a dragon flying and breathing fire.
Melissa: What else is on the table?
Cut to Oliver Twist arriving and the dream filter appears again.
Oliver Twist: I'm Oliver Twist! Food is great! Another helping would be swell! I'm poor!
Owner: Go to bed, Annie.
Cut back to reality, revealing Annie in Oliver's clothes, revealing that Oliver is one of her multiple personalities.
Annie: Where is the love?
She disappointingly leaves. Cut to Bruce Wayne, who is holding the book Goodnight Moon approaching the owner.
Bruce Wayne: Are you my mommy?
Owner: Oh. Say hello to Bruce Wayne. His parents were killed in front of him, too.
Bruce: My favorite story is Goodnight Moon. Remember to do the voices!
Static transition to the next sketch.