Pterri: Why so sad, Chairry?
Chairry: (Sighs) It's Chili Day.
(Pee-Wee dashes in, holding a bowl of chili con carne.)
Pee-Wee Herman: (Laughs) Happy Chili Day, everyone. I hope you have your spoons. (Laughs)
(Chairry starts sobbing as Pee-Wee sits down on her. Pee-Wee starts snacking on the chili con carne, and starts gassing on Chairry.)