(The segment starts off with a shot of Earth as the sun rises. On the middle left, the Justice League Watchtower orbits around the Earth. Cut to inside the watch tower with the Justice League and their sidekicks chatting. On top shows the banner reading "Welcome Sidekicks!". Wonder Woman is in front of the snack table with Robin.)
Wonder Woman: Bring a sidekick to work day looks like a big sucess.
Speedy: So, um, do you know what this part of the arrow is called?
Wonder Woman: Let's see, uh, that's the shaft.
Speedy: Yeah. Right, the-the shaft. And, uh, how bout' this part?
Wonder Woman: Uh, that's the tip.
Speedy: That's the tip. Right. And, uh, in what order would you polish these in?
Wonder Woman: Well, I guess I would polish the shaft and then the tip.
Speedy: Damn right, you would.
(Speedy is smacked on the back of the head by the Green Arrow)
Speedy: (laughing) Sorry.
Green Arrow: Oh geez. Martian Manhunter's doing the invisible side kick thing again.
Martian Manhunter: Care for a soda, Martan Boyhunter?
(Martian Manhunter turns to Wonder Woman who looks concerned)
Martian Manhunter: Givin' me the silent treatment again. Kids, right?
(Green Arrow smacks Aqualad in the back of the head as well)
Green Arrow: So, you're the latest Aqualad, ayy?
Aqualad: There was another Aqualad before me?
(Aquaman and Previous Aqualad break into a bank to stop robbers)
Aquaman: Yeah!
Previous Aqualad: Ooohhh-ehhho!
Aquaman: Punch!
Previous Aqualad: Ooohhh-ehhho!
Aquaman: Kick!
Previous Aqualad: Ooohhh-ehhho!
Aquaman: Elbow!
Previous Aqualad: Ooohhh-ehhho!
Aquaman: Yeah!
Previous Aqualad: Ooohhh-ehhho!
Aqualad: Wow. What happened to that Aqualad?
Flash: Uh?
(Aquaman is seen crying in Antarctica)
Aquaman: (crying) Oh god, why?! Why?
(Previous Aqualad is seen on a stick and was cooked by Aquaman who ate him)
Aquaman: Why is there no tartar sauce? (continues crying)
Robin: Speedy! You better not!
Speedy: Shut up, pigeon! This is gonna be awesome!
(Speedy shoots a wrestler fist into Earth)
Robin: (groaning) And?
Batman: With our JLA survelliance technology, we can monitor anyone at anytime anywhere.
(A woman is seen doing laundry in her backyard)
Kid Flash: Hey. (laughing) That's my mom.
(The wrestler glove punches her in the face)
Speedy: Score! (laughing)
(Kid Flash attacks Speedy)
Wonder Woman: You young heroes are so much more than near-side kicks. You're the future of the Justice League of America. Mentoring your progress gives me an enormous amount of pride.
(Kid Flash quickly steals Wonder Woman's clothes which leaves her nude on stage in front of everyone)
All: (Gasp!)
Wonder Woman: Whoa! (covers her privates) What the fuck?!
Kid Flash: (giggling)
Wonder Woman: Gimme those, you little shit stain!
Flash: I am very, very disappointed in you, boy. (whisper: Super Speed high five)
(The side kicks leave since it is night time.)
Justice League: (variously) Bye! Thanks for coming! We'll miss you guys! Study hard! Bye-bye! See you later!
(The side kicks get transported and fall into a volcano which kills all of them)
Sidekicks: (all screaming)
(Back at the watchtower...)
Wonder Woman: What happened?
Martian Manhunter: It wasn't me! Martian Boyhunter did it!
(Manhunter points to the corner only to see nothing. The group begins to punch Martian Manhunter)
Martian Manhunter: Ohhh! No! Stop! Aah! Come on!
(Meanwhile, Martian Boyhunter appears several feet away)
Martain Boyhunter: (laughs madly) Douches.