{A young man in a "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirt is playing Zaxxon at an arcade.}
PLAYER: Ngh... ah... oh... awww! Ah, damn it!
{The player walks away, having lost the game. The game's joystick withdraws into the game's cabinet. A door opens at the back of the cabinet, and a perverted arcade employee steps out, putting his "joystick" back into his pants.}
PERVERT: Thank you, Zaxxon. Hellooo, Centipede!
{He opens the back of the Centipede game cabinet.}