(E.T is on his species' ship, which is about to travel back to his home planet)

Alien Leader: Glad to have you back, Kleborp! Its a long, long trip home; hope you can find a way to entertain yourself!

(The Alien Leader and the other aliens leave. ET stretches his neck, bends it downwards, and he gives himself a blowjob)

( cut to static )

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