(Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion are in the palace of the Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is set to give Dorothy's companions what they wanted. He then presents a diploma to the Scarecrow.)
Wizard: And for you, Scarecrow - a brain!
(the Scarecrow takes the diploma, unfurls it, and looks at it)
Scarecrow: DeVry University? If you wanna call me an asshole, do it to my face.
(a brief moment of silence; the Wizard then speaks up.)
Wizard: You're an asshole.
(static transition to next sketch)