[Flik is making a speech to the Circus Bugs.]
Flik: Everyone rest up! In the morning, we start the long trip home to confront Hopper and his evil gang!
[Flik hears loud music and cheering, and finds Mr. Mayfly having a party.]
Flik: Excuse me, Mr. Mayfly, can you keep it down? We have- we have a really big day tomorrow.
Mr. Mayfly: Oh, really? Well, my entire lifespan is three hours, so... FUCK YOUR BIG DAY!
Mrs. Mayfly: Oh, a man at last! I've already been alive a half-hour, and I need to get pregnant right now!
Mr. Mayfly: Oh yeah!
[We cut to Flik trying to sleep while the two mayflies make love; Flik is annoyed by their sex.]
Mrs. Mayfly: Oh, my God, this is the best sex of my whole life!
[She laughs about this and the next shot is of her giving birth, making Flik cover his ears in frustration.]
Mrs. Mayfly: (groans) Get it out of me!
[A handful of eggs come out of her as she screams; then we slide to the couple arguing while Flik punches himself in the head.]
Mr. Mayfly: Look, I've got at least 47 good minutes left in me and I'll be damned if I'm gonna waste them!
Mrs. Mayfly: You're a midlife cliche!
[Flik groans and punches himself some more; the next shot is of Mrs. Mayfly crying beside her depressed husband. Flik, still waiting for everything to be over, is in fetal position.]
Mr. Mayfly: Aw, what was the point of it all? LIVE, REPRODUCE, DIE?! IT'S A SICK JOKE! A SICK-
[He gags and dies, making his wife follow suit. Now relieved, Flik looks at the dead couple.]
Flik: Oh, finally.
[But to his irritation, a baby mayfly hatches from one of the eggs.]
Hatchling: Wo-hoooo! Party time, baby!
Flik: OHHH, FUCK ME!
[We end with static as always.]