The current Robot Chicken Page on adultswim.com formerly opened with a fake commercial for a fictional compilation of music from Robot Chicken. It's a parody of music compilation commericials, particularly Freedom Rock, and contains live action segments cut together with RC clips. It ended up as an extra on the Season 2 DVD set as "Freedom Rock Promo".
The commercial opens with I Pledge Allegience to the United States of Love from Enter the Fat One.
(Two hippies sitting in front of a VW bus)
Dirty Hippie: "Hey man, is that the new Robot Chicken?"
Hippie: "Yeah, man!"
Dirty Hippie: "Well turn it up, man!"
Announcer: "That's right, all your Robot Chicken favorites are now available in one collection!"
Clips from Happy Birthday and Hip Hip Horray are followed by live action shots of people dancing at a party as you hear Neverending Party from The Neverending Party. Meanwhile, the following titles scroll across the screen:
- Neverending Party
- Orlando Bloomin' Onion
- Ehnn, Ehnn, Ehnn
- Montezuma's Revenge
- Love Theme from Cork
- Lanced!
- Ghost Pig
- Dance Dance Counter-Revolution
- 8 Carrot
- Cuddles Brand Fabric Softener
- Idle Nuts
- Whalias
- Theme from 'Six Million Peso Man'
(Partiers)
Girl: "This music is totally above average!"
Guy: "This compilation is an excellent value."
Other Girl: "This music's so good, it makes me want to have unprotected sex!"
Now we hear Anne Frank's Diary from The Diary of Anne Frank as it cuts to a teenage girl's bedroom.
(Sleepover girls having a pillowfight)
Girl: "When I grow up, I wanna be Anne Frank!"
Other girl: "That'd be awesome!'"
Cut to a parking lot, where our friendly neighborhood hippies are hanging out with a couple of VW bugs. We hear Playin' With the Car from KITT's Day Out.
(Hippies playing brooms like guitars)
Hippie: "F*** the establishment!"
Dirty Hippie: "I'm a dirty hippie!"
Next we see a couple of old folks rocking out to You Got Robo-Served.
(Senior citizens dancing)
Old Woman: "Crank it!"
(You hear a cracking sound)
Old Man: "Oh, my hip!"
Old Woman: "It is hip!"
Now we hear Get Into My Tub from Harry Potter vs. Pubertis. We see an elegant dinner setting with an attractive woman being joined by somebody in a full body Robot Chicken costume. She kisses him soundly on the beak.
Finally, back to the hippies. One is holding a twelve inch record album.
(Back in front of the VW bus)
Dirty Hippie: "This album is fan-tastic! Let me borrow it!"
Hippie: "No-oo-oo, my brother. You gotta buy one for your own."
Cut to your standard blue order screen that displays all the formats mentioned. It reads:
"The Robot Chicken Collection, Quantities Unavailable, Not an actual product, CALL NOW, 1-800-555-CHICKEN"
Announcer: "Be a dirty hippie; watch Robot Chicken on Adult Swim. (sped up) The Robot Chicken Collection is available on five CDs, seven albums, thirteen cassettes or one eight-track tape. Quantities are limited. The Robot Chicken album is not available in stores, or anywhere else. Be sure to watch Robot Chicken. (normal speed) Call now."
Trivia/Info:
- The replacement music from You Got Robo-Served is used.
- Look for a brief image of Seth Green over the Old Woman's right shoulder as she says her second line.
- There is no music for Montezuma's Revenge