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Episode: Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III

Length: 0:48

Cast: Abraham Benrubi (Darth Vader), Seth MacFarlane (Palpatine)

Characters: Darth Vader, Palpatine

Segment Summary: When Darth Vader asks Palpatine about the emergency orders coming before Order 66, Palpatine provides a less-than-comprehensive listing of orders pertaining to how to make life miserable for anyone else in the Star Wars continuity.


Allusions:This segment parodies the Animaniacs segment in which Wakko named all fifty U.S. states and capitals to "Turkey in the Straw."

Trivia / Info:List of orders in song:
1. Capture me a Wookiee
2. Kick a princess in the cookie
3. Sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy
4. Activate the trash compactor
5. Let's protect the main reactor
6. Stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die
7. Corrupt a teen from Tatooine
8. Manipulate a Gungan
9. Kill Naboo's queen
10. Trap a Mon Calamari
11. Take a Tauntaun Hoth safari
12. Hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie
13. Find investors
14. Make a Death Star
15. While you're at it draw some plans up for my Death Star II
16. Unmask a dirty Jawa
17. Prank-call General Dodonna
18. Clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino

  • At this point, one of the strings on Palpatine's fiddle breaks, and he decides to send Vader a PDF with the rest of the orders.

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Transcription - Interpretations

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