NORAD Shoots Down Santa
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Season: 2

Episode: Drippy Pony

Length: 1:33

Cast: Alfonso Freeman (NORAD Representative), Seth Green (Santa Claus)

Characters: Santa Claus, Reporters, NORAD Representative, Air Force Pilots, Disappointed Kids

Segment Summary: The U.S. government declares a war on Christmas. This is what they're doing besides looking for Osama? Way to go, assholes!

Themes: Holidays, Death, Bleeped


  • The title is a play on NORAD's annual Santa tracking (NORAD Tracks Santa). Visit The NORAD Tracks Santa Wiki for more information.
  • Santa uses a bazooka that he intended to deliver to Charlton Heston, another shot at the NRA. (Also see NRA Kids Club.)

Trivia / Info:

  • The interceptors that shoot down Santa are F-14 Tomcats.
  • The sound of the little girl crying comes from the videogame Silent Hill 3.

Goofs / Nitpicks:

  • The remaining F-14 fires an AIM-7 Sparrow missile at Santa from close range; the Sparrow was actually a medium-range missile.
  • By the time this episode aired, the F-14 had already been retired. Also, it was historically a Navy fighter, not an Air Force one.

Transcription - Interpretations

Jesus and the Argonauts (Part 2) - Previous Segment

The stockings in the background at the press conference are all from A Very Dragon Ball Z Christmas.

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